Santa:
Major Rohail told me T.V cabel is not good for kids,
they don?t study,so i got rid of it

Banta: Good?
Santa: Now we have a Dish Installed

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank?s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true?

Santa cuts sides of the capsule
before taking it?
Guess why?
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To avoid the side effects!

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

American: In our country ,
marriage even takes place with email.

Santa: In India, it is only with a female