Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy
Sardar: ALL the child were crying when they born
I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA
In battle Sardar was wearing mosquito net
instead of bullet proof jacket
why?
?
?
?
Saradar replied
O jis wich machar nai war sakda
goli kithon lange gi
Sardar Bunks office n goes to home.
He saw his wife with his boss.
He comes back running office and says,
?baap re, boss ne dekh liya hota to maar daalta.
Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with ?T?.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai
